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zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

(via orgasm)

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breathless-sound:

coolblogr:

bitter-ghost:

secrets to not getting catfished on the internet

sigh I wish I had found this earlier

better be safe than sorry

(via orgasm)

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charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

(Source: tephor, via orgasm)

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

(via orgasm)

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surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via orgasm)

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gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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(via orgasm)

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rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

(via orgasm)

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witch-panties:

this ruined my life

(Source: oh-maia-gosh, via rihannoying)

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Getting your period before you plan to have sex is so unfair. You’re being cock-blocked by Mother Nature!